Wait.

You actually want to do this?

Hm. I wasn’t expecting that.

Okay, look… the infomercial was a joke. I built it to make a point. But every perk on that page is real, every citation is linked, and North Carolina really will hand you up to $7,942 per kid with almost no questions asked. So if you’re here because you’re mad, same. If you’re here because you were actually going to apply… please don’t.

Read about what’s actually going on. Or come meet me on the campaign trail… I’m running for state senate specifically so this stops.

Andy